Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

• The episode opens as the “351st edition,” joking that BLC now has 100 lost episodes.
• Parker says summer is over as a concept, even if the weather is still very much summer.
• Parker crams a family vacation into a short North Carolina trip with Carowinds, Charlotte, food halls, slime, and an aquarium.
• A knife-store stop becomes a whole bit about balisongs, butterfly knives, “Jim James,” flippy flops, and $100 vacation parenting decisions.
• Parker explains injuring his knee in lake mud/sargassum, then making it worse during the Charlotte trip.
• The slime museum is presented as an overpriced, disgusting, child-hand-filled nightmare with multiple kinds of slime.
• Parker makes Hawaiian Punch-scented slime despite hating slime, then gives it away immediately.
• Parker’s knee pops while crossing a parking lot, but he refuses to fall because the pavement is too hot.
• He still drives a stick shift and hobbles through a mall aquarium because the tickets were already bought.
• The transcript has a glitchy middle section, but the usable thread points to Parker wanting a “signature scent” as a man of a certain age.
• Fred reviews the new Spider-Man movie and calls it the best Spider-Man movie he has watched.
• The guys discuss 4DX, Tom Holland, Spider-Man rankings, villains, multiverse fatigue, and street-level Spider-Man stories.
• Weird news includes a man taking steroids and drinking without working out, then entering a bodybuilding contest.
• Christopher Lambert’s health scare leads to a debate over the BLC Hall of Fame and whether you should honor people before they die.
• The crew talks John Cypher, Major Dad, Masters of the Universe, Fisto, Ram Man, and reboot disappointment.
• The Martin spinoff about Varnell Hill sparks a discussion about how long is too long to wait for a spinoff.
• McDonald’s gets roasted for becoming too expensive, too kiosk-heavy, too uncomfortable, and too app-dependent.
• The episode closes with Fred’s upcoming birthday and the usual “nobody’s listening anyway” outro energy.

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