IN THEATERS NOW!!! Here’s what people are saying about Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters: Media Reviews: “The best animated movie of this or any year, ever, since the history of animated movies began.” — Dave White, Movies.com “The intro of the film is easily the funniest thing I have seen inside a movie theater in a while. The audience was laughing hysterically and the ATHF characters had not even shown up yet.” — Ahmad T. Childress, CraveOnline “Never saw the show. Loved the movie. And I suspect having no frame of reference in which to interpret the behavior of flying french fries and/or the motivations of an amorphous meatwad might have actually added to my experience.” — Lisa Brenner, LAist.com “I wouldn’t say the film makes me a newfound fan of the Aqua Teens, but from now on I’ll be less inclined to leap for the remote and change the channel in disgust when the show airs. I rate this film ‘B’.” — Brian Orndorf, AxcessNews.com “A big leap beyond the 15-minute Cartoon Net segments, “Colon Movie Film” is more elaborate in technical terms, drawing on a wider array of deliberately clashing animation styles. Still, it hews faithfully to the series’ anarchic, scatological tenor.” — Dennis Harvey, Variety “B-” — Entertainment Weekly ” ” — FilmThreat.com ” , ATHF is better in small doses, but it whups the ass of the maddeningly successful TMNT as multiplex mischief. ” — Peter Travers, Rolling Stone “Colon Movie Film begins by living up to its fans’ rabid expectations, and ends by justifying skeptics’ doubts. In between lie roughly equivalent levels of tedium and hilarity. ‘ B+ ” — Nathan Rabin, The Onion AV Club ———————————– Individual Reviews: “Best movie, ever. Up there with Kung Pow.” — PhilKenSebben “On a scale of Broodwich it was not as good as Broodwich. It is about as good as Ol’ Drippy and keeps up the quality for 90 minutes.” — MrBeanTroll “AQUATEEN HUNGERFORCE COLON MOVIE FILM FOR THEATERS MAKES THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST LOOK LIKE ARBOR DAY” — ArtemusKitty “Not a packed house here, but it was the best movie I’ve ever seen. Definitely a contender with Borat.” — Timekeeper “I have no idea what the Rotten Tomatoes were watching, but that may have been one of the best movies I have ever watched in my life.” — ErrMan48 “That movie owned. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.” — Euthanasia “Might as well see it… it’d give you something else to do but masturbate.” — Falco Volt ———————————– There you have it. ATHFCMFFT is Now Playing at a theater near you. Go see it if you haven’t, see it again if you have. The movie’s grossed over $ 3,000,000 according to BoxOfficeMojo . Support ATHF Fans Everywhere. WATCH IT!!! Post your own reviews for Colon Movie here Comments: 8 :: View Comments
[Editor’s note, 2026: recovered from Aqua Teen Central (aquateencentral.com) — the founding site of the ASC family, est. December 2002 — via the Wayback Machine. Dates as printed on the original or approximated from the capture window.]
