I revised some of the lyrics, particularly those to “I Want Candy”, “Fo’ Da Shorteez” and the “Mooninites” theme. Check them out here. Of course, if any who happen to check them out spot any errors, be sure to let on

[Editor’s note, 2026: recovered from Aqua Teen Central (aquateencentral.com) — the founding site of the ASC family, est. December 2002 — via the Wayback Machine. Dates as printed on the original or approximated from the capture window.]