I just finished putting up a two part tale, submitted to me by Eli Moss. Check out part one of Spaghetti Man here. and once you’ve digested that, polish it off with part two

[Editor’s note, 2026: recovered from Aqua Teen Central (aquateencentral.com) — the founding site of the ASC family, est. December 2002 — via the Wayback Machine. Dates as printed on the original or approximated from the capture window.]