I caught this one on EyeOfTheSnyder.com’s message board by means of new webmaster person, urban… Hey folks, I figure if you guys took the time to hunt down the link to the forum and even go to the lengths to sign up, you should all be the first to know that Eye of the Snyder will soon be replaced with a new website that I am currently working on. As of right now the site is in a very infant stage, but will be done sooner rather then later. However I am here for two reasons. The first is to build up the excitement by letting you know the site is going to be FRICKIN AMAZIN! The SHORT list of features include: -An awesome design that will undoubtedly make eyeofthesnyder the most rockin of rockin web pages on the internet. -Talk talk talk, thats all youll be doing! When Dana posts a news article, you can interact with it and post comments to praise the man. -the SUPER TOP SECRET IDEA! THIS IDEA IS SO COOL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS! AND IM THE ONE MAKING THE SITE! ITS THAT COOL! -Dear Shake: Relationship problems? Need to come out? Write to shake and then let 3 million people read the response. -Dana Snyder info! Learn, listen, love. Find out when the next DS show is and how you can attend!!! There is so much more!!!!! However, this site itself is going to require a lot of work seeing as how I am just some kid Dana found on the streets. So here is where i need you…the peon..i mean, reader. Have you ever said, “wouldn’t it be cool…if?” Thats what we are looking for right now, any sort of ideas that can be added to the site. This really can be anything–if we think it wont work, well it wont get added. However if it works

[Editor’s note, 2026: recovered from Aqua Teen Central (aquateencentral.com) — the founding site of the ASC family, est. December 2002 — via the Wayback Machine. Dates as printed on the original or approximated from the capture window.]