Thanks to everyone who submitted the lyrics and apologies for how long it took me to get off my duff and upload them. Check out the Lyrics here You can download t

[Editor’s note, 2026: recovered from Aqua Teen Central (aquateencentral.com) — the founding site of the ASC family, est. December 2002 — via the Wayback Machine. Dates as printed on the original or approximated from the capture window.]