Bit o word to the wise… Lately i’ve been getting a lot of questions that may seem quite trivial to most… I.e.: “What are the lyrics in the end credits?” or “What does ??? say at the top of the sign.” I hate to seem like an ass, but i’m only going to say this once: It’s best if these questions are asked in the Message Boards and not to my e-mail account. I get way too much junk mail and the fact is, i’m tired of getting what I consider to be dumb questions asked to me directly. Bottom line, if you send me stupid questions about what flavor Shake is or what type of meats are in Meatwad… I plan on deleting them without reply. Thank you.

[Editor’s note, 2026: recovered from Aqua Teen Central (aquateencentral.com) — the founding site of the ASC family, est. December 2002 — via the Wayback Machine. Dates as printed on the original or approximated from the capture window.]