The final tee of Season 5′s Venture Bros. Shirt Club is out…
Calamity Conference – (Modeled above by SDCC Cosplay Winner, John Garcia.)
The thankless life of a Henchman… If only your Leader would just think of you as more than a human shield. You’re a person, not a number! Okay, wait, you are actually a number, but you get what I’m saying. If your leader would just once say “Thank you.” after screaming “Die for me, my minions!” it would make everything feel just a little better. And the best way to show “I care just a little bit” is with a novelty shirt purchased hastily at a Guild of Calamitous Intent conference. Say “I may or may not know your name, but I know you live for me.” to the subordinate in your lair, or just enjoy some Henching pride with this fine cotton T.
Calamity Conference tee is available now at AstroBase Go! and will be available until 11:59pm Eastern on Sunday night. This is the final shirt in the line so get it while you can… all the other shirts are now sold out. You could always try eBay and risk buying a knockoff. Otherwise you’re out of luck.
Special thanks to Astrobase as well as Titmouse for making some awesome shirts this season… could I suggest at least one ringer tee next time, tho?
