Why buy a “Jacket,” when you can buy this week’s Venture Shirt Club Tee…
Shallow Gravy – (Modeled above by Paget “Birdgirl” Brewster.)
THEM: ”So, I like your shirt. Never heard of that band, though.”
YOU: ”Gravy? Come on, they are tearing up the compound with their iron-throated, robot-driven, bass-propelled sound. Where have you been?”THEM: ”Sounds sweet. Where can I get one of those shirts?”YOU: ”They don’t make these anymore, man. Total collectors’ item. It’s pretty much my lucky shirt now. All cotton, old-school one color logo? Awesome. So… Sucks to be you.
THEM: ”I want to be you.”
YOU: ”Get in line.”
THEM: ”No really… I want to be you.”
YOU: ”Okay, dude, you’re starting to creep me out a little.”
THEM: ”Hold me.”
Shallow Gravy tee is available now at AstroBase Go! Want to order the other shirts? You can’t anymore. But this week’s shirt and many others will be available each week until 11:59pm the Sunday night of each new Venture premiere.




