Since some whiny little fignut decided to complain about the ONE link that was still inactive, I took the liberty of creating said page. Therefore, all the links on the left now work and all the retarded n00b whiners can enjoy a warm glass

[Editor’s note, 2026: recovered from Aqua Teen Central (aquateencentral.com) — the founding site of the ASC family, est. December 2002 — via the Wayback Machine. Dates as printed on the original or approximated from the capture window.]