After being screamed at for a good couple of minutes by one of the really big reasons this site exists (I’m talkin bout Master Shake, foo!) I got something that i’d consider a news item… of course i’d consider anything a news item about now… Master Shake calls into the Tom Scharpling Show Yes folks. It seems that Shake-Zula called in to rag on a kid named Petey for his birthday. (This eventually turned into some inside joke from #Carl’sPool ) But anyways, click and listen (It’s the Feb 1st one, btw.) Oh, and if you don’t want to listen to all the rockin’ music and dialogue, the call-in tak

[Editor’s note, 2026: recovered from Aqua Teen Central (aquateencentral.com) — the founding site of the ASC family, est. December 2002 — via the Wayback Machine. Dates as printed on the original or approximated from the capture window.]